February 21, 2009
Buh-Bye Conan!
Friday night, February 20th, marked the end of Conan O’Brien’s show. After 16 years on the air, Late Night With Conan O’Brien ended with a heartfelt “thank you” from it’s host. All week O’Brien has been handing out shards of set that he has hacked off with a axe. The final episode included a performance by the White Stripes and John Mayer, appearances by Will Ferrell and George Bush and a visit from former sidekick Andy Richter. It was a sad night, but don’t fret Conan fans…we aren’t losing him from the air waves quite yet!! On June 1st, 2009 the Late Night host will take over for Jay Leno, giving us the Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien. Phew! Can’t wait to see ya again Conan!
To watch the final episode in its entirety, visit NBC.com.
Rumer has it…
♣ Jessica Alba still a beotch, biting the hand that feeds
♣ Poor Rihanna…viewer discretion advised
♣ No Oscar? How about a Razzie!
♣ J-Lo and Skeletor’s twins turn 1
♣ Miley and her dad have a totally normal relationship
♣ CA Governator…he told ya “he’ll be back”
February 16, 2009
Mama M.I.A
It’s been a stellar year for M.I.A.! Successful album, Grammy nods, soundtrack to an acclaimed Oscar movie…now parenthood. Just days after the Grammy awards, Paper Planes singer M.I.A. gave birth to a healthy baby boy. After a stellar stage performance, baby was ready to enter the world! Congrats!!
V-Day spat
La Lohan and girlfriend Sam Ronson canceled their Valentine’s day party after a very public arguement on the streets of NYC. The 2 girls were caught yelling down East 1st Street…or, more accurately, Lindsay was caught yelling at Sam. La Lo ran after Sam with a cigarette in her mouth pleading with her to stop.
UGH! Just give it up already! Are you sick as I am of these 2?????? Sam…let her go, Lindsay is clearly insane. No one wants a needy, immature addict GF.
Rumer has it…
♣ A couple of Heroes call it quits
♣ Chris Brown is “very remorseful”…not good enough
♣ People in Europe don’t want Tyler Perry; have better senses of humor then Americans
♣ Becks really wants to hop the pond
♣ Coke Moss not preggos, just gettin fat
♣ Grammy highlights from Rolling Stone
♣ La Lohan slowly disappearing
♣ Robert Pattinson to play Salvidor Dali
February 14, 2009
February 12, 2009
Hey ya’ll! Sorry for the lack of posts lately…I know you have been jonesing for more celeb goss! I’ve been taking some much needed R’n'R, but am back in bizness and ready to give everything that you’ve been missing in the last week. Much apologies, but hey, a girl needs a vacay every once in a while! Much love to all the LP fans~
Rumer Rambles: Pollywood Reporter, Sensation Informant
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MJ’s flesh eating virus
All I can say is EW. And, what’s next?? Wacko Jacko has been at the epicenter of some of Hollywood’s craziest rumers, wildest family drama and wierdest celeb idiosyncracies. Add this to his ever expanding resume of oddness: Michael Jackson is suffering from an acute skin infection that may have been contracted during (yet another) plastic surgery. The pictures speak for themselves.
Yes Heidi, we know you are still “The Body”
Uber-model Heidi Klum strips down full nudie for GQ’s March issue. Mom of 3, television producer, model…what can’t this woman do?? At 36, Heidi show’s us that she still deserves her hard earned nick name, The Body. The photos are absolutely stunning. Leave it to GQ to keep it classy! Heidi is the epitomy of beauty: fab mom, fab wife, smart as a whip, sexy accent, rockin body, sense of humor…did I mention that I love Heidi Klum?
Rumer has it…
♣ Brit Brit sure knows how to pick ‘em
♣ Urshers wife has pre-surgery drama
♣ Rihanna…get out NOW while you’re still alive!!!!
♣ 100 greatest singers of all time
♣ U2 is Letterman’s only guest for a while
February 2, 2009
Rumer has it…
♣ Miley Cyrus makes fun of Asian people
♣ Christian Bale just keeps on running his mouth on set
♣ Congratulations Erykah Badu!
♣ Springsteen + Wal Mart = OOPS
♣ R.I.P. Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and the Big Bopper, 50 years gone
♣ You can buy anything on Ebay…even a famous phone number
♣ Coachella star studded line up
January 29, 2009
More than Just Friends
Anna Faris, star of House Bunny and the Scary Movie franchise, isengaged to actor Chris Pratt. Faris, 32 and Pratt, 29, got engaged late last year and can’t wait to tie the knot! Catch the bride-to-be in Observe and Report coming out Spring 2009, while her groom shows off his marriage material status with Bride Wars, in theaters now.
Elizabeth Hasselbeck’s happy oops
View co-host and wife NFL player Tim Hasselbeck is knocked up for the third time. Hasselbeck announced the news on her show today and exclaimed that she was completley surprised! Check out the happy momma:
Rumer has it…
♣ Jimmy Kimmel will compete with Conan
♣ Matilda will be taken care of…papa Heath’s death ruled NOT a suicide
♣ Khloe Kardashian cries Timberwolf
♣ Come together, right now, over me
♣ Jennifer Love Hugetits got a new man
♣ Does your Super Bowl party measure up to what the stars are doing?
♣ Hogwarts is a very dangerous place
January 28, 2009
Oh THANK GOD
As seen earlier, Joaquin is no rapper…and we are so RELIEVED to hear that he knows it! Sources close to the “retired” actor claim that his recent reinvention is nothing more then an elaborate hoax. In cahoots with his buddy Casey Affleck (director of the jokeumentary), Joaquin has been playing diva and giving bogus performances. It seems that he plans to change careers, have a breakdown, film the whole thing and then have a good laugh about it with all of us. Who knows, could turn out to be the best comedy to come out of Hollywood in a long time!
That Joaquin…who knew he was such a prankster?
Is it just me, or does it look like he’s wearing a fake nose/glasses combo?????
Scientology is so fake only cartoon characters will promote it
Bart Simpson is up to his old antics…calling and leaving dirty prank messages on peoples answering machines! Bart (aka Nancy Cartwright) is apparently now level Xenod 14 or some sci-fi B.S. and wants you to RSVP to the celebration. As if Scientology hasn’t been discredited enough, are they seriously resorting to advertising through cartoon cold calling?!? What’s next? Scooby Doo offering up Scooby Snacks for communion?
Rumer has it…
♣ Mischa desperate-for-attention Barton flashes her cooter….to get attention
♣ Kelly fires her dad…uh…we mean Beyonce’s dad
♣ Jake Gyllenhaal kicks his way into court
♣ Angelina gets dressed in the dark, wears dress backwards
♣ Trashley don’t want you messin with her sis
♣ Hard times…20 tips to save you some jing
♣ Fire Jeremy Piven = Rave Reviews
January 27, 2009
Hey activists…vandalism is ILLEGAL
This is just ridiculous and has gone wayyyyyy too far. Yet another star on the Hollywood walk of fame has been vandalized by animal activist extremists. Now, I’m not placing blame on any one over the top animal rights group (ahhem, PETA, ahhem), but hasn’t anyone told these people that peaceful protest is the only acceptable kind? First Mary Kate and Ashley, then Sharon…now Aretha?!? The words “Fur Hag” were scrawled across each of the women’s stars in a childish attempt to fight for the rights of animals. Yep. That’s gonna work. I really don’t care about MK and A, but defiling some of Hollywood’s biggest names ain’t winnin ya any points in my book! Grow up.
Well duh
As if anybody thought that MJ could get through just one project without major law drams…cuz he can’t. Obvs. John Landis, director of the Thriller video, is suing for 1/2 the rights to the Broadway adaptation. Landis further asserts that he has not been paid any royalties in over 4 years and wants his cut! Oh Jacko…can’t you do anything right these days?!?
Rumer has it…
♣ Don’t you dare bean bag the Prez’s kids!
♣ K Fed and Brit Brit can still bbq together ya’ll…for the kids!
♣ Living dead…Olivia Newton John’s deceased hubby is alive and well
♣ Evan Rachel Whore hooks up with another old dude. Gross.
♣ A Rod and Madonna never had an affair…which is why they are back in the Hamptons
♣ Oh good God…it’s porn…in 3D. Thanks Hong Kong…like we needed THAT money shot.
♣ Star Trek creator and his Vulcan love will spend eternity in space
January 26, 2009
Dr. Suess’ hidden stories
It seems that the man behind the classic rhyming children’s stories may have been loading us up with more history and controversy then any kidlet could imagine. His sing songy musings spoke to environmental issues (The Lorax), segregation (The Sneetches), equal rights (Horton Hear’s a Who), Hitler (Yertle the Turtle) and even the Cold War (The Butter Battle Book). Although Suess didn’t cop to some of the theories behind his stories, there were many that the man himself confirmed. His works have been so widely read and inspirational that the book Oh the Places You’ll Go sells 300,000 + copies each year.
I have always, always, always been a fan of Dr. Seuss! His ramblings are thick with fine literature. Don’t believe me? Go back and re-read a few stories, then tell me that this line isn’t right up there with Shakespeare, Twain and Dickinson: “Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.” Love it.
Brazilian tragedy
Brazilian model Mariana Bridi da Costa died early Saturday morning at age 20 as a result of a bood infection. The model was reportedly misdiagnosed with kideny stones before it was realized that she really suffered from a urinary tract infection caused by Pseudomonas aeruginosa – a rare type of bacteria known to be drug resistant. The infection caused a lack of oxygen to Mariana’s extremeties and, after being placed in a drug induced coma in order to try to cure the girl, doctors performed a drastic surgery amputating both her hands and feet. Sadly, the infection was simply too widespread.
Our thoughts and prayers go out to Mariana’s friends and families. Here’s a lesson ladies…we know our bodies well; when the doctors say you’re OK and you know they are wrong, keep on fighting until you get the care you need!
Rumer has it…
♣ Which actors do the actors love the most? Check out the SAG nominees and awards!
♣ Miley vies for the lead role in Equus
♣ Beckham sued for his cronies heavy fist
♣ Thank God one famous couple made it home from the Bahamas unscathed!
♣ Oprah for senate? Please, please, PUHHHLEASE do not give this woman any more power!
♣ J. Simps sure has been lovin her Chicken…or…Fish… or whatever she eats
♣ Billy Bob wants to reunite with his vampire ex wife
♣ Dakota Fanning to suck in Twilight
January 22, 2009
And the nominees are…
The Motion Picture Academy of Arts and Sciences has announced the nominees for the 81st Annual awards ceremony. Heath Ledger was honored for his work in The Dark Knight; Brangelina were both honored for their work this year; the Bollywood gang got nods for Slumdog Millionaire and the gay gang of Milk are all on the list as well. There are going to be some tough decisions to make in the coming weeks! Check out the Academy’s official website for a complete list of the nominees!
Marriage and the City?
It seems that whole cast from the beloved TV show and movie, Sex and the City, are all on board for the sequel. Shooting is set to start this summer and will follow the 4 girls where the movie left off.
Now, I would love to see a Sex and the City sequel more then anyone. Heck, I’d like to see it become a trilogy…or a sixology…or whatever the heck the Star Wars films are called with thier 8,000 installments! But I’ve heard the “we’re all on board and best friends” song and dance before from this group of women. I’m not going to believe it until I see it. Until then; pour me another cosmo and cue up the DVD player!
January 21, 2009
Jessica Alba should talk
Jessica “I’m Not Latina” (until my baby was born) Alba was approached at the Declare Yourself event in Washington D.C. on January 18th and asked if she had any special words for Bush as he leaves office. The ever eloquent Alba said “Goodbye”. She was then asked if she had any special words for Fox reporter Bill O’Reilly…she declared him an “A-hole”.
Jessica should be careful who she’s calling names! After some of the baffo slips she’s had in the past, one could easily declare HER an a-hole…in fact, the whole Latin culture could probably declare her something much much worse! For those of you who don’t remember, Alba denounced her heritage back in 2007, then praised it once she got knocked up! Pull it together Alba!
Ugh. She is tres annoying. And a bad actress at that. Stop talking…better yet…just go away.
Ellen and Aretha…2 peas in a pod!
For those of you who did not see the great Aretha Franklin’s redonkulous hat at the Inauguration (don’t know how you woulda missed that)…it looked like this:
Ellen was SO THANKFUL that she didn’t make it to the inauguration, because funny enough, she was going to wear the exact same hat!!!
That Ellen…she is far too funny for her own good. Love her! What do you think? Who did wear it best?
Rumer has it…
♣ Wanna know who sucks the most? Check out the Razzies!
♣ Matt Dillon wasn’t going that fast
♣ Dear Abby…how do I escape from prison? Love, Boy George
♣ Dr. Hot…er…Ross…returns to ER
♣ Paris Hilton is a fickle fickle witch. Duh.
♣ Super Famous. Super Beautiful. Super Rich. Super Pissed at CompUSA.
♣ Men hate Katherine Heigl. It’s about time they got on board!
♣ Have you planned your Super Bowl party yet???
♣ Yep, my internet went down yesterday too. Here’s why…
January 20, 2009
Sundance update!
With all the focus on D.C., one might forget that there REALLY IS a Hollywood event going on right now! Although, now that politics are all the rage, will anyone even care about the movies anymore?!? Here’s hoping…
Just in case someone out there is wondering where all the celebs who aren’t in Washington are, they’re in Utah! *Kristen Stewart is in Park City promoting her film Adventureland with Ryan Reynolds *Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are finding ways to make snow gear as skimpy and tight as possible *Ben Whofleck pitstopped in the mountains before heading to D.C. (a.k.a. the cool party) *Tea Leoni and Billy Bob Thornton promoted their film Manure (wait…I thought that Tea and David were reconciling?!? Where’s your hubby Tea?) *Nick Hogan…oh who am I kidding? Who cares?
Timing is everything…
Powerhouse media group, Disney, is showing off it’s newest princess. Meet Princess Tiana; star of the new flick The Princess and the Frog.
This is Disney’s 49th animated feature length film. The story follows Princess Tiana, a young girl living in New Orlean’s French Quarter during the Jazz Age. I absolutely adore Disney and everything they do! Their Land truly is the happiest place on Earth, their movies are perfect for kids of all ages (don’t pretend you didn’t notice all of those sexual inuendos that the sneaky Disney writers put in their flicks!) and to boot, they’ve given us an unlimited supply of attention whores! Would life be the same without Lindsey, Britney, Christina, JT or Miley?!? NOPE!
Tiana is the studios first black princess…hmmm…could the release of this new animated film purposefully be coinciding with recent events???
Could Armani GET any sexier?!
The amazing design team at Armani has released the newest batch of photos from it’s under-roos ad campaign…and IT IS HOT!! The ads feature both Victoria and David Beckham in a saucy bedroom scene. The campaign also features pics of each Beckham solo and are set to launch worlwide. David signed on with the fashion house in 2007, with wife Posh following in 2008.
These 2 look incredible, no?
Rumer has it…
♣ Paula’s obsessed fan overdoses
♣ Katie Holmes to hit the bigscreen…if Tom lets her out of her cage
♣ Shia can’t drive…but we already knew that
♣ Even the Kids Inauguration beats most Hollywood soirees!
♣ Sasha and Malia love J. Crew
♣ Ralph Macchio hates the new Karate Kid
♣ Another one bites the dust…Warner Bros. to lay off 800
January 18, 2009
Rumer has it…
♣ Katy Perry accidentally gets awarded
♣ 4 people stabbed after premiere of Biggie movie
♣ Nudie pics of Madge could got for $10k
♣ You still shouldn’t eat that peanut butter
♣ Wino refuses to let Blake divorce her
♣ Even more scary business news…at this rate, where will we shop in 2009?!?
♣ Life imitates art…Tom Crazy really did want to kill Hitler!
♣ U2 gives us some info on the new album
♣ Really? Mall Cop beats out Eastwood in the weekend box office
♣ Beyonce spills the beans on song she’ll sing for Obama
January 16, 2009
Rumer has it…
♣ Circuit City liquidation…get your (nearly) free electronics before they’re gone!
♣ Kimora Lee Simmons with child
♣ La Lohan is still a working actress…we promise!
♣ Courtney Love hates “Jew Banks”
♣ Joaquin Phoenix is a rapper now
♣ John Mayer variety show to hit CBS
♣ R.I.P. Andrew Wyeth, American artist
♣ Taylor Momsen, 15 going on 30
January 15, 2009
Rumer has it…
♣ Steve Carell gets a new Office job…manager of a general store
♣ Jackie Chan is the new Mr. Miyagi
♣ Coke Moss is gonna party hardy for the big 3-5
♣ Katie Holmes is Mui Mui gorgeous
♣ Obama is tech savvy…be a fan of his FB page!
♣ Remember the Electric Company? It’s back!
♣ Johnny Knoxville is a Jackass
♣ Show our new pres your support…get your CHANGE duds here!
January 14, 2009
Rumer has it…
♣ Kevin Bacon swindled by Bernie Madoff…get this man a job!
♣ R.I.P. Ricardo Montalban, 88
♣ Paris Hilton contracts a serious virus…again.
♣ Not old enough to vote yet? You can still rock it! Miley Cyrus to perform at Obama Inauguration.
♣ Mr. & Mrs. Duhamel let us see their wedding caricature…uhhh…invitation
♣ Christina Applegate thinks 2009 will be a banner year!
♣ Real Housewives get real wasted
♣ Hey Bank of America…how much more money do you really need?!?
♣ Ryan Seacrest is a total idiot.
January 13, 2009
Rumer has it…
♣ B. Spears and J.T. Lake have a run in at Yatai Asian Tapas Bar…and clearly avoid each other.
♣ Matthew Fox: no love Lost over his show ending.
♣ Prison Break on death row: execution set for Spring 2009.
♣ Hayden Panettiere is NOT 21…which is why she got kicked out of NV Lounge.
♣ Beyonce and Stevie Wonder to perform at the Inauguration
January 11, 2009
Rumer has it…
♣ Patrick Swayze checks himself into the hospital for observation
♣ John Travolta cancels his Golden Globe appearance
♣ GoneYet West says more stupid crap: wants less fans, more nakedness
♣ Happy 1st Birthday Harlow!
♣ Clint Eastwood movie Gran Torino tops box office charts
♣ Bridget Marquardt moves out of the Playboy Mansion…Girls Next Door wedding to follow?
♣ Dexter actor Michael C. Hall weds his onscreen sister, Jennifer Carpenter
♣ FL lets transgenders use either bathroom…non trannies pissed they still have to wait in lines at the bar
♣ First Granny – President Obama’s mother-in-law, Marian Robinson, to move into the White House
♣ Charlotte Church, 22, gives birth to 2nd child; 7 lb 5 oz baby boy
January 9, 2009
Hey there fellow knowledge junkies! Rumer Rambles here; Pollywood Reporter at large! I am so excited to be a part of the LipstickPolitix gang, and even more excited to share with YOU all the juicy tidbits that keep me going throughout the day! Check back often to find out what the haps on the craps is with all your fav celebs.
~Rumer Rambles: Pollywood Reporter, Sensational Informant
RumerRambles@gmail.com
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JANUARY 8th, 2009
Drum roll pleeeeese…….
I would like to take this opportunity to announce our new Pollywood Reporter, the woman who is dedicated to keeping all you smart and savvy fashionistas in the know about anything and everything Tinsel Town:
RUMER RAMBLES!!!!!!!
Rumer is smart, sophisticated and absolutely obsessed with the gossip scene. If there’s anyone out there who can keep you well informed and entertained, it’s her! Check back daily for Rumer’s take on what is going on with all of our favorite leading ladies, hottest hotties and the dirtiest dirt straight from LaLa Land and beyond.
Welcome aboard Rumer!
JANUARY 7th, 2009
We’ve got our finger on the pulse of what’s new and interesting in the celeb world…pants dropping, rehab, red carpets…you want the story? WE GOT IT!
I have decided to add a Gossip columnist to my website because we are receiving so many hits a day that I need a little extra help. I’m really excited about the interest in the site and can’t wait to announce my pick for the Pollywood Gossip Reporter.
The announcement should be made within the next 48 hours. Stay Tuned!!!!
coffee said:
i think Joaquin might be going through some emotional times right now…